extremely sarcastically “I love track and field!”
Umm, yeah. Today and yesterday was the annual Sports Day at Ukarumpa International High. The entire student body gathers cough-is forced-cough to compete in various track and field events. You sign up for preferred events, but a mandatory competition requirement of two may put you in other events to accomodate those athletes that train for specific events.
My brother, Zach, ended up running a total of +6000m of races (including the 3000m, the 1500m, the 800m, the 400m, the 200m, and various relays and team races). Not being a runner myself, I nevertheless signed up for the 100m and the medly relay. I was entered into the medly relay, but instead of the 100m found myself, instead, in the 110m hurdles.
“HURDLES???” I asked myself. How did I get into the hurdles? Me, who abhors track events whenever possible, and who’s idea of running and jumping involves a brick wall and hungry tiger evasion, was slightly distressed. Nevertheless, I made the best of my situation and sought out the senior girl who held the current school record in the hurdles. Rachel agreed to train me, as much as is humanly possible. After politely laughing at my lack of skill, she informed me that it would be better for me if I just jumped naturally and ran, instead of trying any technique.
So sports day came, and at 1313 (how lucky for me!) I ran a heat of the 110 hurdles.
Will wonders never cease? Aparantly not. I won my heat by about a metre, and placed fourth over all. I knocked over a total of zero hurdles, and flew over them with the relative grace of a…well, nevermind….I did my best and was satisfied and was happy to spend the remainder of my time cheering for Zach who won just about every race he entered. (Except for two, if I am not mistaken.)
Oh yeah, the medly relay is an 800 metre race in which two guys run 100m each, another runs 200m, and the fourth runs 400m. I was picked to run the 200m stretch and did so with a minimal amount of difficulty. Breathing afterwards, however, took some amount of skill, time, and sheer determination that I found hard to muster. I finally found some oxygen and was restored to full mental capacity without loss.
So yeah, I competed and now I am done.
Em Tasol
-the Hurdling StormRider